Welcome to My Life at 3:00 AM

Anyone else wake up at 3am after dreaming about a series you’ve been watching – where the finale leaves you hanging so hard your brain decides to finish it for you in your sleep?

Yeah. Hi. That’s me. 🙋‍♀️

Prodigal Son on Netflix did that to me. Full-on cinematic dream continuation. No credits. No closure. Just my subconscious yelling, “We’re not done here.”

But don’t worry – it didn’t linger long. My ADHD brain clocked in for its overnight shift.

Suddenly I’m thinking:

* How do you get dog hair off the couch without the vacuum?

* What are we eating for dinner? (It’s 3am. Obviously urgent.)

* The weather. This winter storm. The one that could knock out power. I am not prepared.

* I’m from Louisiana. We prepare for hurricanes, not ice. I live in the South for a reason.

* Ohhh wait – LSU Tiger Girls. I should absolutely watch one more performance.

* No. Sleep. Go to sleep.

* But also…1982. I was 7. What was I thinking about? Never mind, I forgot.

* Oh! Log into SAM.gov.

* Rework that budget.

* Send a Slack – CRAP, I forgot to delay send. Oh well.

* Oh yeah – let’s write a blog and call it “Welcome to My Life at 3:00 AM”

And just like that, the night is gone, my brain is still sprinting, and sleep is somewhere laughing at me from afar.

Welcome to my life. 😵‍💫

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